About: Story of the Year is a super group comprised of five former ballet coaches hooked on heroin. They enjoy punching nuns in the face and taking long walks on the beach. They sound like Akon & Young Jeezy with just a pinch of thrashmetal. They're tight. I had a dog named Alex once. He failed hunting school. My dad was pretty pissed. Although Story of the Year really think music is pretty neat, they consider themselves Dungeons and Dragons enthusiasts first and foremost. They fucking love to roll the 20-sided dice. Phantoms like a mufucker.